Not Me Monday
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I am so glad that I have nothing to be embarrassed about this week. For example, I did not go bra-less the whole weekend because I am down to one bra and need to give it time to rest. I am also not avoiding my daily exercise because of the lack of “athletic support” and I don’t find it a completely valid reason.
I am most definitely not sore after trudging through 14+ inches of snow multiple times yesterday. Nope. My legs are much more in shape than that. Of coarse, I didn’t capture said snow on video to save face when people ask why I wasn’t in church yesterday. Nope, I am not that self-conscious.
I will not be posting that video later, because I want to show my southern friends how wimpy they are.
That would just be cruel.
I did not fall into a crying ball of jealously when my husband left me alone in the sauna and I found him playing video games with my sister. That would just be silly. I am so glad I didn’t do that.
I am not having increasingly intense, weird dreams about babies and adoption almost every night, and I did not get accused by my husband of only craving sex with him so much because I really want a baby, and he is not partially right.
I did not try to read a really good, hard-core get closer to Jesus book yesterday, only to find out that my brain and heart could not process the information, and that I can’t remember almost anything the book said.
I did not bounce out of bed on time this morning solely because I was hoping that I would find that I couldn’t get my car out of the garage and would have to call in to work. I was not more than slightly disappointed when the car easily rolled through the 5 new inches of snow since our plow guy plowed last night. I did not leave so early that I ended up getting to work almost 20 minutes early and snoozing in the parking lot, getting strange looks from our secretary.
I am so glad that I don’t do those embarrassing things.
What embarrassing things do you not do?




























































5 Comments
Great Not Me’s. I guess, being in Florida, I’d be one of the wimps. I can’t imagine trudging through 14 inches of snow. Yikes!
14 inches of snow??!! Good grief, I’d move to a good sunshine state ASAP.
I, took did NOT go braless practically all last week – and then have to cross my arms over my chest when the doorbell rang and it was the UPS man. It was so NOT obvious what I was doing. Nope, NOT at all! lol
I agree….Good Not Me’s!
I enjoyed all of your Not Me’s but was particularly amused by the first one…I can so relate! LOL
Thanks for the good wishes for my “little guy” to get well soon. He’s 6′ 4″ and weighs about 250 lbs.!!! He’s 18 yrs. (our youngest) and a high school senior….but, he will always be my Baby Boy.
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So, I’m very jealous of the snow. My kids just can’t understand why we don’t get snow in winter…EVERYONE else does (in their words). I’ll be praying for you in your motherhood journey….God’s got you in His hands!
Giving your bra time to rest! You are killing me!!!! “)
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