Not Me Monday
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I am so glad that I have nothing to be embarrassed about this week. For example, I did not go bra-less the whole weekend because I am down to one bra and need to give it time to rest. I am also not avoiding my daily exercise because of the lack of “athletic support” and I don’t find it a completely valid reason. 
I am most definitely not sore after trudging through 14+ inches of snow multiple times yesterday. Nope. My legs are much more in shape than that. Of coarse, I didn’t capture said snow on video to save face when people ask why I wasn’t in church yesterday. Nope, I am not that self-conscious. I will not be posting that video later, because I want to show my southern friends how wimpy they are. That would just be cruel.
I did not fall into a crying ball of jealously when my husband left me alone in the sauna and I found him playing video games with my sister. That would just be silly. I am so glad I didn’t do that.
I am not having increasingly intense, weird dreams about babies and adoption almost every night, and I did not get accused by my husband of only craving sex with him so much because I really want a baby, and he is not partially right.
I did not try to read a really good, hard-core get closer to Jesus book yesterday, only to find out that my brain and heart could not process the information, and that I can’t remember almost anything the book said.
I did not bounce out of bed on time this morning solely because I was hoping that I would find that I couldn’t get my car out of the garage and would have to call in to work. I was not more than slightly disappointed when the car easily rolled through the 5 new inches of snow since our plow guy plowed last night. I did not leave so early that I ended up getting to work almost 20 minutes early and snoozing in the parking lot, getting strange looks from our secretary.
I am so glad that I don’t do those embarrassing things.
What embarrassing things do you not do?
